But the mid-to-late 80s were followed by the '90s, the absolute nadir of comics history. I'd take a million copies of Superman's Girl Friend Lois Lane over the vast majority of that decade, cursed as it was with constipated linework, grotesque figures, garish colors, shitty hair, clenched teeth, and excessively…

Well, that's why they're superheroes.

Searched this article for "Kirby Krackle" and found no results. Disappointed.

Well, only if you want the goat to get off. You've outed yourself not only as a goatfucker, but a selfish goatfucker.

Cumberbatch's accent would be all wrong for a Lovecraft character.

Don't Trust Lee Daniels' The B-

I like to think he spent the last, what, six months or so painstakingly revising and re-revising the script for this strip until every single word was as mannered and precious as humanly possible.

Nose Panther?

Anyone who offers to split expecting you to insist otherwise is a shitheel and you shouldn't want to date them anyway. It's 2013. Women make money now. The only reason to pick up the whole check is as an arbitrary act of generosity, as part of a long-running arrangement between friends, or if you chose a particularly…

Airborne doesn't work, homeopathy doesn't work, vitamin C and echinacea probably don't work. The only surefire cure is rest and time. Soup and hot tea and hot lemon water all help with symptoms. If you use a neti pot, please use distilled or thoroughly boiled water; naegleria fowleri is no joke. A saline spray can…

So Airborne works, but only if you take it early enough, and sometimes it doesn't work at all.

If I ever become super rich, a Foundation miniseries is the first thing I will throw it away on.

Gaiman's argument is "male feels right to me, as a storyteller". He might be right, but "well-reasoned" isn't the word. It's not even "reasoned".

The current junior US Senator from West Virginia campaigned with an ad where he fired a gun at a piece of legislation proposed and endorsed by his own party. He was the saner candidate in that election.

Pot, meet kettle.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus Because he's an illuminatus.

Geeks are fucking awful.

Yeah, but ladies get like that for Benedict Cumberbatch, and his head looks like a turnip. Horizontal collaborators.

"a strong moral code" is a masculine trait? Are you quoting Aristotle now?

Those are hard words to type! Also, I still don't understand how anyone thinks Matt Smith is, uh, 'gl'.