That line is half the reason I have this avatar.

That basic rule of thumb would have saved us from many, many bad Trek episodes.

"For The Uniform", maybe?

"Time's Orphan" is probably my least-favorite episode, tied with "Profit and Lace". It's just excruciating.

That's my worst-of list except I think "Field of Fire" and "Facets" are okay.

"Looking for par'Mach" has three plotlines. The Worf one is kind of eh. The Quark one is funny but not as good as "House of Quark". The O'Brien one is fantastic and overlooked.

"Aquiel".

The other Lady Vorta is pretty great, though. She's clearly written as a sexxy Weyoun.

@avclub-f7b8cee00172e6b5d95f347eef898419:disqus "Statistical Probabilities". Pretty good. There's a… not as good followup episode in S7, "Chrysalis".

*raises hand meekly* I like Lwaxana!

"Nor The Battle To The Strong" is pretty great, and Jake is justified if only by "Explorers" and "In The Cards". There's also a really good Sisko father-and-son scene coming up in "For The Cause".

@avclub-618fd0370047b25592c8a7db0ff8a9c0:disqus There's also "Nor The Battle To The Strong" and "Valiant".

"A nostalgia hard-on" is a terrible thing to have

There's been an infestation of particularly dim trolls over the last week or so.

I thought it was a reference to Ro-Tel, that fundamental staple of casserole cooking. Which isn't exactly canned whole plum tomatoes or whatever.

Guy Fieri is a million times worse than Adam Richman. I don't know how anyone could possibly think otherwise.

Who do I send money to get him to play with The Men?

What did Andy Samberg do to deserve such a fate?

But "Say It Ain't So" and "Undone" would still exist in that universe, which would probably bar them from One-Hit Wonder lists, right?

My my my my Mitchell….