All I want is a nice shy girl to love and cherish and poop on me.

All I want is a nice shy girl to love and cherish and poop on me.

Sudeikis was pretty good on 30 Rock, playing basically the  character he was born to play — a goofy everyman. I like that they made him seem like kind of a prick, though.

Sudeikis was pretty good on 30 Rock, playing basically the  character he was born to play — a goofy everyman. I like that they made him seem like kind of a prick, though.

I also frequently hope that fat women are really horny.

I also frequently hope that fat women are really horny.

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus Well, jeez, that was probably part of her European vacation! The Arch of Trajan, the Sistine Chapel, some Italian guy's horsecock… she just wanted to share her precious memories of the Old World's greatest monuments.

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus Well, jeez, that was probably part of her European vacation! The Arch of Trajan, the Sistine Chapel, some Italian guy's horsecock… she just wanted to share her precious memories of the Old World's greatest monuments.

I'm so OCD-paranoid about that that I have a 'work' laptop just so I can make sure to never, ever put any porn on it.

I'm so OCD-paranoid about that that I have a 'work' laptop just so I can make sure to never, ever put any porn on it.

My approach is just to copy the files to my computer, where it goes into a relatively secure encrypted volume, along with everything else I have that may be embarrassing. In the event of my untimely demise/incapacitation, one of the instructions I've left will trigger a deadman's switch which will wipe the encrypted…

My approach is just to copy the files to my computer, where it goes into a relatively secure encrypted volume, along with everything else I have that may be embarrassing. In the event of my untimely demise/incapacitation, one of the instructions I've left will trigger a deadman's switch which will wipe the encrypted…

"In some ways worse", jesus.

"In some ways worse", jesus.

As someone who has been committed for mental illness before, I can say that those DRA fucks don't represent me. A lot of people with mental illness don't act violently or commit any crimes. Some do. And it's more likely that they do if they're not treated. Pretending that mental illness isn't a contributing factor to…

As someone who has been committed for mental illness before, I can say that those DRA fucks don't represent me. A lot of people with mental illness don't act violently or commit any crimes. Some do. And it's more likely that they do if they're not treated. Pretending that mental illness isn't a contributing factor to…

Oh, that's a good one. Mine has got to be "Rocks and Shoals", but my favorite standalone is "Darmok", which I watch when I need to have a good cry.

Oh, that's a good one. Mine has got to be "Rocks and Shoals", but my favorite standalone is "Darmok", which I watch when I need to have a good cry.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus Which episode is that?

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus Which episode is that?