"Does it feel like a warm, wet hug?"

"Her skin was fuzzy like a peach and I wanted to feel it."

"I have work to do. I can't be babysitting a deranged nun all day long."

"I was hoping there'd be a glimmer of horror. A glimmer of that precious girl who was too afraid even to take a bite of my candy apple."

"Did you celebrate Christmas in your Nazi household?"

"They took your dignity, your self-esteem and, worst of all, they took your Christmas spirit!"

"What do you say we blow this pop stand, savage a few elves, then suck on each other, hmm?"

"You see, I knew who deserved to live and who deserved to die. Who was naughty, who was nice.”

"Want to know the difference between that Santa Claus and me? He only comes once a year!"

"Just replotting this salvia divinorum, it's not thriving as it should and I'm determined to revive it."

"Baby needs colostrum."

"You must understand, these so-called Nazi Hunters are nothing but self-loathing, self-seeking, money-grubbing JEWS!"

"I knew the woman on the table wasn't my girlfriend… She was my mother. That cadaver did nothing to quiet my grieving."

"How long have you been standing there, Dr. Butt-in-ski?"

“Lights! I'm off to find the Mexican."

"Slowly, show me your mossy bank."

The annual tradition of Ben Harmon's Best Lines continues, thanks to the man upstairs, or downstairs, really just Ryan Murphy, for allowing us another season with Dylan McDermott, Shakespearean Auteur.

Guys, sadly, we’re almost the end of our journey in The Asylum. It’s time to get serious and vote. I know. It’s like choosing a favorite inmate or a favorite song at the jukebox, “Domique” or don’t even bother. I was literally tearjearking whilst trying to trim down a list of 40+ lines. This was the hardest thing I've…

As I'm writing this from an airport terminal on barely 3 hours of sleep, because i have priorities and could not go to sleep until I watched AHS, this comment will probably make about as much sense as the musical number. I hope it's 1/10 as good. This will be a short one, please add on in the thread.

About a week ago, I was going on and on about how down I was on Happy Endings, in fact I hadn't watched the last 2 until tonight and I didn't feel motivated to. But then I watched the last 2 and "No-Ho-Ho" and three words Yes-Ho-Ho. Sorry.