About a week ago, I was going on and on about how down I was on Happy Endings, in fact I hadn't watched the last 2 until tonight and I didn't feel motivated to. But then I watched the last 2 and "No-Ho-Ho" and three words Yes-Ho-Ho. Sorry.

"MY EYES! MY EYES!" "MY NOGG! MY NOGG!"

"MY EYES! MY EYES!" "MY NOGG! MY NOGG!"

Yeah, like that other time he killed Aunt Jenna after killing Elena which lead to Uncle Daddy John's sacrifice!

Yeah, like that other time he killed Aunt Jenna after killing Elena which lead to Uncle Daddy John's sacrifice!

This is the episode I needed going into the hiatus. I've been VERY down on the show these past few weeks for reasons already listed in their respective reviews, but this episode was FANTASTIC.

This is the episode I needed going into the hiatus. I've been VERY down on the show these past few weeks for reasons already listed in their respective reviews, but this episode was FANTASTIC.

We would literally be here a week listing the Surprise Stabbings alone. Let's not even get started on Surprise Neck Breaking.

We would literally be here a week listing the Surprise Stabbings alone. Let's not even get started on Surprise Neck Breaking.

Guys, Patron Saint of Ben Harmon, Dylan McDermott, has spoken about THAT scene. He spoke about tearjeaking/crystubating/I'LL CALL IT WHATEVER I WANT. This is monumental and should be treated as such.

Guys, Patron Saint of Ben Harmon, Dylan McDermott, has spoken about THAT scene. He spoke about tearjeaking/crystubating/I'LL CALL IT WHATEVER I WANT. This is monumental and should be treated as such.

Also, y'all on twitter, follow me so we can throw around crazy AHS theories/quote Ben Harmon over the holidays: https://twitter.com/GDS3000.

Also, y'all on twitter, follow me so we can throw around crazy AHS theories/quote Ben Harmon over the holidays: https://twitter.com/GDS3000.

American Horror Story's Best Lines, Now With 100% BEN HARMON, WORLD'S WORST HIPSTER SERIAL KILLER Edition

American Horror Story's Best Lines, Now With 100% BEN HARMON, WORLD'S WORST HIPSTER SERIAL KILLER Edition

The thing with Fun. is that there's no happy medium with them. Their songs are either good or make-you-never-want-to-listen-to-music-again terrible. Also, their lyrics. "Some Nights" is extremely well produced and has GREAT beats/music, but, Jesus H., their lyrics.

The thing with Fun. is that there's no happy medium with them. Their songs are either good or make-you-never-want-to-listen-to-music-again terrible. Also, their lyrics. "Some Nights" is extremely well produced and has GREAT beats/music, but, Jesus H., their lyrics.

Having heard less than 15% of this list, I have very little to add to the conversation. But I want bring up a fun topic: Guilty Pleasure Album of 2012

Having heard less than 15% of this list, I have very little to add to the conversation. But I want bring up a fun topic: Guilty Pleasure Album of 2012

CRYSTURBATING or GTFO.