CRYSTURBATING or GTFO.

You needed Ass, and you got a Crysturbating Ass.

You needed Ass, and you got a Crysturbating Ass.

Todd is basically the Murder Santa of AVC, sans the murder. I hope.

Todd is basically the Murder Santa of AVC, sans the murder. I hope.

Guys, what if Ian McShane is a regular next season now that he's officially been roped in by Murphy? And what if they cancel AHS and he still in contract with FX and whoops he's cast on Justified as Raylan's and Boyd's nemesis what if

Guys, what if Ian McShane is a regular next season now that he's officially been roped in by Murphy? And what if they cancel AHS and he still in contract with FX and whoops he's cast on Justified as Raylan's and Boyd's nemesis what if

Guys, honestly, I don't even know where to start. It took me about an hour and a half to watch this episode because I was audibly squeeing/clapping at all the terrible/awesome happening. It's been a while since I've had this much fun watching an episode of TV. Ian McShane! Bad Christmas puns! Murder Santa! Aliens!

Guys, honestly, I don't even know where to start. It took me about an hour and a half to watch this episode because I was audibly squeeing/clapping at all the terrible/awesome happening. It's been a while since I've had this much fun watching an episode of TV. Ian McShane! Bad Christmas puns! Murder Santa! Aliens!

In the Covenant of the Broverman, Bro behavior is considered especially awesome. We award this behavior with the highest of awards. This is Broverman of the Week.

In the Covenant of the Broverman, Bro behavior is considered especially awesome. We award this behavior with the highest of awards. This is Broverman of the Week.

BURN FACE GDS.

BURN FACE GDS.

I IMDB'd it and you are correct. Taissa Farmiga was a pleasant surprise in season 1, I hope she doesn't fall into the ABC Family/CW trap.

I IMDB'd it and you are correct. Taissa Farmiga was a pleasant surprise in season 1, I hope she doesn't fall into the ABC Family/CW trap.

Wait, Magic Towel Ben Harmon just gave me the best idea. BEN HARMON ACTION FIGURES. YOU GUYS.

Wait, Magic Towel Ben Harmon just gave me the best idea. BEN HARMON ACTION FIGURES. YOU GUYS.

I would've totally gone as Magic Towel Ben Harmon, but without being naked underneath because it'd be very cold.

I would've totally gone as Magic Towel Ben Harmon, but without being naked underneath because it'd be very cold.

I subscribe to your theory that Sistah Jude is dead, like Ben Harmon's daughter. (I honestly only remember Ben Harmon's name from the first season. His and Tate's.)