The Oscars are total BS and have been since the gopher from Caddyshack was snubbed. #oscarsohuman.

Was it the legs? (sorry….)
When I saw the headline "The Final Countdown" popped into my head (sorry again…)

When it comes time for them to break up, all headlines should read "Foo Fought".

Lana Del Rey turned me into a newt!

"This is the room with electricity. But it has too much electricity. So I don't know, you might want to wear a hat."

Well, ABBA is too distracted now with what is happening in Sweden

Who's not talking to Wade Boggs?

I've never heard anything by either Adele or Beyoncé. Santana's "Abraxas" is an absolute classic, but haven't listened to anything he's done since 1988 when I saw him in concert with Wayne Shorter (fantastic show). What's my point? I don't know. Just somebody let me know when Jerry Garcia weighs in.

Hey, 56, Aretha's retiring.
She's still doesn't know the queen of soul.

This is what we get when we don't deserve nice things

I'm waiting for the 15th fleetwood mac documentary explaining how traumatic making rumours was.

I saw Stars Wars in a drive i back in '77. the first feature was a teen sex comedy, the title of which is forgotten. I was 8 years old. My first film boobs.

Old men yell at figures in black.

On one hand, that review is pretty accurate. On the other hand, the reasons he hates it, are the reasons I love the shit out of that album

or maybe Evan Dando?

I think this article holds the record for most "fuck no" comments

Is it me, or does the Cooper figure look more like Adam Scott?

I got an A-plus in Ziggy Stardust, but I received an Unpronounceable Symbol for my study on the Unpronounceable Symbol

I'd go out like The Band did in "The Last Waltz" (the actual concert, not the movie, which opened with it). A short, sloppy blast of "Baby Don't You Do It"

I kind of give it some slack because it's about Robert Plant's dead son.