In terms of half-assed sci-fi, Pandorum really isn't half bad. The trailers make it seem easy to shit on, but it's actually a fairly easy to enjoy movie.

Yeah, I actually spent a few minutes looking up Phineas' spelling, convinced it would be some newer more fucked up version. I mean… the title's (sort of) in "Debaser," so I wouldn't think that people would mix it up.

Wow, yeah, the Booby Trap!
It's awesome to see a David Byrne article bring out the Floridians in the AVClub.

Yeah, Orlando's a big fan of the tits. There's a strip club not too far from where I grew up (called Club Harem now, I think) that seems to be shaped like two white harem tents, but when it was first founded they were painted to look like two giant boobs jutting out of the ground. It went well with the giant…

Billy, is that a Mountain Goats lyric? Because it should be.

Considering the number of times I visit this site per day… and the fact that there are incredibly few reviews or articles or features or news pieces that I don't read… I have an surprisingly low comment count on my profile. Maybe that's because most of the time I self-censor my comments before posting something I…

AGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUZZLE BOBBLE ORGASSSSMMMMMMMMM

Also, my guess for Venture future: Treister's body actually reaches an alien race that parodies something out of Marvel (or perhaps… IGNORE MEEE!). Bringing in space travel could give a payoff to all of that rebuilding the space station stuff that Jonas Jr was doing in Season 4, and also give room for exploration of…

(crosses fingers for Al/Shore Leave team-up show)

Yeah, I'm really upset over your ignorance, too.

First, play keys for The Modern Lovers

I watch both! (pats self on back)

World's Greatest Dad is very good, but Sleeping Dogs Lie is absolutely a masterpiece. It used to be on Netflix instant. You should all check it out.

Also… just, maybe… it's not a very good story to start with.

Yeah. Fuck refresh buttons.

What about a Rusty Venture?

Ughhh… I tried to watch Aaah Real Monsters last summer on Netflix (where pretty much all Nicktoons are available). It didn't hold up. Tragedy.

A-Team was enjoyable, Baxter, but not shuffle-your-queue good. Just wait… in like a month it'll be on FX or something every fifteen minutes.

Indeed, sir.

Oh man, Pit with eight people has caused bleeding in my house. If you're going to play dorky decades-old games, you better play hard.