The Fortune Cookie
I'm surprised that no one's really mentioned any similarities between these two movies…

Unfortunately mind grapes, no. Chris Farley does not participate in Perfume's 500+ person orgy.

What's the goo on the inside? It looks like it's just a block of melted cheese. Please tell me it's not a block of melted cheese.

What if Miyazaki made a film from a Sandman story?

I kind of agree with Shaggydog on this. I feel like if you took all of the best things White's recorded you'd end up with one good, solid record. Meanwhile, outside of Bono's unending "Be aware of what you're doing to Earth" presence, has U2 even been a little bit relevant in the past ten years?

Although, And So, the short run-time thing can be a tricky beast.

No Villains???
Cagliostro. BAM!

Wait, what?

7.5
(He only scalped Richard Jenkins)

heheheh… Buster… other hand…

Wow! Piven in a Marmaduke movie??? I bet that one'll be a real dog!!!!

Yeah, but I feel like the more modest I am about it the less painful the cancerfire (or whatever the fuck is coming for me) will be

Thanks, in a I'm-ashamed-that-I-don't-have-anything-better-to-do kind of way

Yeah, but Tom Waits is the exception to just about every rule there is*, so that's not really news.

Yes, which theatre is playing Dr. Parnassus?

He's laughing because he's not actually stuck in a room with these people

Was he actually good in Grosse Pointe Blank or was he exactly the same as he always is and either

Not to say that I'm not a sci-fi nerd… I'm just a hip, informed one.
(I have a pot-belly)

Maybe he could be aborted in Lake of Fire?

And this is why I'm glad I don't work at a movie theater.