Ughhh
Kerouac seems like one of those writers that is doomed to be "hip" for eternity.
And by that I mean, "misunderstood, misquoted, and awkwardly 'honored' by uninteresting musicians"

My Question!!!
Why is "from the director of An Inconvenient Truth" an endorsement?

No, nevermind, 'cause that would mean that Meg Ryan was actually cast in something.

And for being the only one in the photo that's not a douche

I was thinking he could go get raped (or fake raped????) in Capturing the Friedmans

Ursula Werner?
Are you sure that's not Meg Ryan?

But, see, at least this kind of terrible movie has the decency to stay at a decent "terrible movie length"
If a bad movie goes beyond 90 min. my general mood goes from annoyed to violently annoyed to spasms of violent annoyance back to normal annoyed and then finally ends with me hunting down the director and murdering…

Surprised?
No.

Surprised?
No

Wow, and I thought that Daniel Johnston and Black Francis just really let themselves go. I guess they're really trendsetters.

Well, I was planning on getting into shape, but now apparently women will like my pudge 'cause it lets them know I'm into cool hipster things. Like Butterfinger milkshakes at Steak n Shake or deciding to eat way too much Taco Bell at 1:30 am because I'm drunk.

Glitter, random magic shit, and huge overblown stalker-ish emotions = musical theater.

Besides, Twilight would actually seem less gay as a musical, because then at least sparkly vampires kinda makes sense.

Oh come on, look at the market overlap between Twilight and modern Broadway musicals…
You know someone's holding those rights and just giggling maniacally to themselves right now.

Well if we're not just doing musicals anymore:
Long Days Journey into Nightcrawler
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Deadpool

Remember that time that The Class was fantastic?
I do.
Anyone else?
No?
Fuck.

Yeah, but Julie Taymor having more free time all of a sudden puts us that much closer to a Twilight musical.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Thor-um
…
(kills self)

I feel like I have to stick up for GI Joe if for no other reason than it had Joseph Gordon-Levitt not being in (500) Days of Summer.
And it was missing about 97% of the things that made both Transformers movies suck.