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Hey, remember how you bitch about Swanberg every time he comes up in an article because you went to film school with him and he's famous and you're not? And then you start accusing other commenters of being Swanberg's wife?

This bullshit will *not* stand!

I've yet to see someone acknowledge that Snowpiercer and Cabin in the Woods are the same film. They are the same. fucking. film.

It is amazing that based off of nothing more than the pure joy that is Grand that I consider Matt & Kim to be the George Burns and Gracie Allen of my life, and I will *sob* if they ever break up.

Undercover tends to drop the same day as the summer viewing schedule.

It's also referenced in Rubicon when James Badge Dale first visits Annie Parisse.

*hiding his face in shame*

Smoke's a lucky guy.

I really enjoy the idea of floating post-its that you can just throw around your room. But having to "physically" swipe to get them away seems dumb.

Don't you teach them knife fighting. Teach them to kill. That way they meet some son of a bitch studied knife fighting, they send his soul to hell.

Oh, Cookie. There is no one cleverer than you.

Vic Fontaine was originally supposed to be Frank Sinatra Jr. He really wanted to be on the show, but he insisted on being an alien. The producers insisted on him being a human. When I read that, I thought it was so dumb.

That fucks with my eyes so, so much.

That's what happens when you stab a dude in the dick with a DVD of a film. More importantly, he said that he always had a soft spot in his heart for this movie before said dick-stabbing.

Insensitive to whom?

I get that. But, for the most part, terrorist names are overwrought in real life, too.

The overwrought name of the terrorist organization they were impersonating actually filled me with a bit of hope about how fully fleshed out the world is in their head. There are terrorists organizations out there that aren't Big Bads and pull jobs in other parts of the world that no one in this city has heard of.

As long as we agree it is only to be used when IdiotKing says something, I don't have a problem with it.

This is what we get for letting Damon Lindelof create commenting software.

You don't have to put quotes around murderer. The dude murdered people.