We'll always have Jon Hamm.

Have to agree with @avclub-ffe814d50de853101950f770b4231fd2:disqus here.  In terms of all-around badassery, Old Testament kicks the shit out of Revelations.

You know, whenever someone says the word "truth" on the Internet, it immediately makes me think they're bullshitting.

Okay, I'll let everything else pass because it doesn't really matter if you disagree with me on this guy, and because I'm a sucker for some delicious fucking hyperbole, but I just have a quick question.

"…and then Bellamy fed us pancakes."

This means we're approximately 4 commercials away from witnessing some weird, Rule 34 shit from our friends at GEICO.

"And the award for best director goes to FUCK THIS SHIT.  AFFLECK WINS, BITCHES."

Come on, we've already been through this.  We have to go through this backlash timeline for each release of an Oscar-nominated movie*:

Whatever, Silver's completely full of shit.  I made my own "Unskewed Picks" that point to The Hobbit winning Best Picture and Liam Neeson winning best lead actor for Taken 2.

New meaning to the word "buttfumble."

And Mississippi didn't ratify the 19th (suffrage) until 1984.

Fuck Harlem Shakes, you out of touch bastard.  Those went out of style 4 hours ago.

You're right, I should have clarified.  He was fuking up long before the Sox were fucking up in September.

So Norris gets the best character from the book.  Fantastic.

Where did that guy go, by the way?  Last time I saw him, he was fuking everything up on the White Sox.

Which one?  Atlantic, Pacific, or Frank?

Sunglasses Fox stares in disapproval.

"Fun’s Andrew Dost and I had a quick and cordial phone conversation to
preview an Anathallo performance near my alma mater, Michigan State
University."

Good list of winne…wait, you think Worship Soul will win best gospel album?

C-Span 2.