Well, it is nice to have nice, juicy steaks like this article, but O'Neal makes some really goddamned good bacon cheeseburgers.

I just loathe Twitter.  Apart from Ken Jennings, I haven't found a redeeming thing about that goddamned site.

I forgot which website it is, but I distinctly remember a review with ratings based on where and how the movie is seen, such as "Matinee" or "Rental," while the shitty ones get "Bullshit" and really shitty ones just get "Fuck you."  There are probably some issues with rating things that way, but I respect the…

Well, I liked it (though not as much as his less-heard song My Oh My), but considering I also like Mumford and Sons and The Head and the Heart, I'm surprised that no AV Clubber has come to my house and stabbed me in the face by now.

I think I had an idea for a movie that parodied parodies when I was 12.  And even I feel like shit for even thinking of something that stupid.

The only reasons I'm watching it is because there's about a 20% chance that Peyton Manning runs 75 yards for a touchdown, and a 5% chance that Sean Taylor's angry ghost possesses Elvis Dumervil, leading to someone getting de-fucking-capitated.

God damn it, Jeremy.  You were on a good non-shitty movie streak too.

I'm in the same boat about Cheese (used to like him, but he's become increasingly insufferable), though I think that might be because he's just run out of ideas.  Like you said, he had some great articles a few years ago, but every article that's come out within the past 6 months seems to be either a rehashing of his…

Your middle finger looks a bit dislocated.  You should probably get that checked out.

Your middle finger looks a bit dislocated.  You should probably get that checked out.

Who?

Yeah, fuck that unnecessary profanity shit.

"All those places in the Isles are interchangeable, right?"

No Jon Huntsman?  Come on, people, that guy's pretty good.

Yep.  Want a snowcone?

"Man, we really have to do something about this Kony guHOLY SHIT A DANCING CAT."

You mean like this hilarious shit?

Holy shit, this is a beautiful thread.

After listening to it, it sounds like his The Birds comment was less like a "holy shit these commenters showed up and destroyed everything" than it was just that the comment section started out as nothing and turned into something big (like, 145000 big).  It sounded more like he enjoys the comment section more than he…

Yeah, I haven't seen the Soup in a while, but from what I remember, there weren't a lot of nerd jokes.  In fact, it seemed like Joel was a (relative) nerd in a sea of reality TV dipshits.