I cried myself to sleep at around 8 pm after hearing that my grandpa (who I was really close to) died 6 hours before.

Congratulations, Zack, on being the 100th director to be attached to, than immediately deny, a Star Wars rumor.

I actually liked that movie (don't judge me, fuckers), but Snyder really made an effort to make me hate it with that goddamned montage.

Shia LaBeouf?

I would assume the first (make him one of those GREEDY GRUBBIN' POLITICIANS), though I would prefer the second.

That glowing review came from @ThatOneGuyAtYourWorkplaceThatRecommendsYouHorribleMoviesButYouRespondWithEmotionlessNoddingBecauseYouJustDon'tGiveAShitAnymore.

This is my first time seeing that trailer, and I'm genuinely surprised at how not-awful that was.

Those last two.  Oh shit.   I mean…

As bad as comment sections are (and, holy shit, are they), let's not put Twitter on some magical fucking pedestal just yet.

Those weren't comments, that was a Skip Bayless article.

Heckler is the best 20 minute documentary I've ever seen immediately followed by the shittiest 70 minute documentary I've ever seen.

It'll be season 2 of the Walking Dead all over again!

The fact that he only won by 2% against Duke in the first round makes him, somehow, look even worse.

Did he throw it to the girl in a Verlander-like fashion?  No? Then we're good, California Hamster Organization.

Did he throw it to the girl in a Verlander-like fashion?  No? Then we're good, California Hamster Organization.

I know it is redundant to say that I fucking love Maria Bamford, but…yeah, I fucking love Maria Bamford.

I know it is redundant to say that I fucking love Maria Bamford, but…yeah, I fucking love Maria Bamford.

RepostedBestCoastFan?

RepostedBestCoastFan?

Shit, looks like you're right. I always forget overseas BO for some reason.