What a coincidence.  I call mine "An Unexpected Journey."

Oh, shit.  Someone test Kyle Kinane.

Oh, shit.  Someone test Kyle Kinane.

No news anchor has ever started with a report from Ulaanbaatar.

No news anchor has ever started with a report from Ulaanbaatar.

Tats sick, brah.

Tats sick, brah.

…I hate you.

…I hate you.

Summer sausage.  Put a bunch of that in your mac and cheese, and it will (1) make you nostalgic for the days that you used to put hot dogs in your mac and cheese, (2) make you feel better than your stupid young self because summer sausage kicks the shit out of mac and cheese, and (3) immediately give you sodium…

Summer sausage.  Put a bunch of that in your mac and cheese, and it will (1) make you nostalgic for the days that you used to put hot dogs in your mac and cheese, (2) make you feel better than your stupid young self because summer sausage kicks the shit out of mac and cheese, and (3) immediately give you sodium…

I'm constantly surprised from how some products (like Twinkies) have actual expiration dates, even though they're the products you would expect to carry you through a horrific apocalyptic situation.

I'm constantly surprised from how some products (like Twinkies) have actual expiration dates, even though they're the products you would expect to carry you through a horrific apocalyptic situation.

So, you like Diet Dr. Pepper and chocolate?

So, you like Diet Dr. Pepper and chocolate?

I think Totino's Party Pizza's may be one of the first products with a fully sarcastic name.

I think Totino's Party Pizza's may be one of the first products with a fully sarcastic name.

Speaking of Milwaukee, I don't know how it compares to In N' Out, but fucking Kopp's is the greatest.

Speaking of Milwaukee, I don't know how it compares to In N' Out, but fucking Kopp's is the greatest.

Culver's food is unreasonably, disgustingly great, but Steve forgot to mention their homemade (?) root beer, which is a fucked up mix of carbonated water and sugar that is unlike anything I have ever drank.  And it is amazing.