Culver's food is unreasonably, disgustingly great, but Steve forgot to mention their homemade (?) root beer, which is a fucked up mix of carbonated water and sugar that is unlike anything I have ever drank.  And it is amazing.

I HAVE MASTERED CAPS LOCK.  I HAVE CONQUERED THE BEAST.

I HAVE MASTERED CAPS LOCK.  I HAVE CONQUERED THE BEAST.

Do you think we dislike him because he's offensive?  What difference does that make in comedy?  I have been "offended" by some of my favorite comedians…Louis C.K., even the Sklar Brothers for fuck's sake…but I still enjoy them because even with their "offensive" joke they bring something worthwhile to their…

Do you think we dislike him because he's offensive?  What difference does that make in comedy?  I have been "offended" by some of my favorite comedians…Louis C.K., even the Sklar Brothers for fuck's sake…but I still enjoy them because even with their "offensive" joke they bring something worthwhile to their…

"Grab a cool Chick and Witness the Chickness!"

"Grab a cool Chick and Witness the Chickness!"

Only way your friend could get out of that one is with Scott Aukerman's "What's up, hot dog?"

Only way your friend could get out of that one is with Scott Aukerman's "What's up, hot dog?"

And I thought my mom letting me watch Law & Order at age 6 was bad.  Holy shit, @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus.

And I thought my mom letting me watch Law & Order at age 6 was bad.  Holy shit, @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus.

Grandpa was from Wisconsin, I presume?

Grandpa was from Wisconsin, I presume?

Pfff, whatever.  Chauvet horses kick the shit out of the Lascaux horses anyday.

Pfff, whatever.  Chauvet horses kick the shit out of the Lascaux horses anyday.

I always just assume everything in the 1890's was just covered in shit.

I always just assume everything in the 1890's was just covered in shit.

Execution of Mary, Queen of Scots at #9?

Execution of Mary, Queen of Scots at #9?

God still loves the White Sox, but will punish them until they get rid of Satan's demon baby in AJ Pierzynski.