God still loves the White Sox, but will punish them until they get rid of Satan's demon baby in AJ Pierzynski.

Yeah, artificial banana is on the same level as artificial watermelon.  Great fruits, fucking awful flavors.

Yeah, artificial banana is on the same level as artificial watermelon.  Great fruits, fucking awful flavors.

Nope, he thinks white chocolate is bullshit.  Dealbreaker.

Nope, he thinks white chocolate is bullshit.  Dealbreaker.

Friendship is Tragic

Friendship is Tragic

You know, the comedian, Brian Reagan.  Who doesn't love that guy?

You know, the comedian, Brian Reagan.  Who doesn't love that guy?

Listen, I want to "do the Paul Ryan" (that means fuck him, right?) as much as the next guy, but…yeah, this isn't helping.

Listen, I want to "do the Paul Ryan" (that means fuck him, right?) as much as the next guy, but…yeah, this isn't helping.

*imagining Snoopy and Woodstock krumping*

*imagining Snoopy and Woodstock krumping*

The former being the one with the weird kid dressed like Snoopy fighting the Red Baron, right? #disgruntledformertheatercrewkid

The former being the one with the weird kid dressed like Snoopy fighting the Red Baron, right? #disgruntledformertheatercrewkid

Last year with the Necco wafers, and now this?  What the shit, @Gjetostbuster:disqus?!?

Last year with the Necco wafers, and now this?  What the shit, @Gjetostbuster:disqus?!?

Brace yourself, @avclub-83a8faf1bfa2d87516f59a5a454a04cf:disqus.  This isn't going to be some normal shitstorm.  We're looking at a shithurricane comin' our way.

Brace yourself, @avclub-83a8faf1bfa2d87516f59a5a454a04cf:disqus.  This isn't going to be some normal shitstorm.  We're looking at a shithurricane comin' our way.

"Fuck the FCC, I can do whatever the fuck I want when interviewing in the UK."