"So then, Romeo's like 'oh shit, Juliet's dead,' and offs himself.  Then Juliet wakes up and is like 'oh shit, Romeo's dead,' and then TWIST!  She offs herself too!

Me too.  Those three cents deserve to be used to buy me 1/3 of a Tootsie Pop, rather than this commie "Tiger" bullshit.

Me too.  Those three cents deserve to be used to buy me 1/3 of a Tootsie Pop, rather than this commie "Tiger" bullshit.

Terra Haute?  Sounds…exotic.

Terra Haute?  Sounds…exotic.

*high fives @avclub-8288999e960ebe6aca280a2c31f5645b:disqus*

*high fives @avclub-8288999e960ebe6aca280a2c31f5645b:disqus*

No, that was me.  Sorry, I moonlight as an Aztec priest.

No, that was me.  Sorry, I moonlight as an Aztec priest.

I can't help but agree about the volume issuwhat the fuck did you just say about the Sklar Brothers?

I can't help but agree about the volume issuwhat the fuck did you just say about the Sklar Brothers?

The old NFL films were absolutely fantastic, but the newer ones feel way too schlocky and ridiculous.  Especially the "NFL Yearbook" series, which turned any shitty team into a burgeoning powerhouse waiting to happen.  Like this:

The old NFL films were absolutely fantastic, but the newer ones feel way too schlocky and ridiculous.  Especially the "NFL Yearbook" series, which turned any shitty team into a burgeoning powerhouse waiting to happen.  Like this:

Pfff, you can keep your goddamned Dan Patrick.  I've got Jim "Chris Everett" Rome and Colin "You Brought Unemployment and Cancer Upon Yourself" Cowherd, thank you very much.

Pfff, you can keep your goddamned Dan Patrick.  I've got Jim "Chris Everett" Rome and Colin "You Brought Unemployment and Cancer Upon Yourself" Cowherd, thank you very much.

Add Undefeated (the Sarah Palin one, not the football one) to that list.  I don't even think Friedberg and Seltzer have gotten a 0% rating yet.

Add Undefeated (the Sarah Palin one, not the football one) to that list.  I don't even think Friedberg and Seltzer have gotten a 0% rating yet.

He plays a disgruntled Costco employee that follows them home and fucks with them for the rest of the movie.

He plays a disgruntled Costco employee that follows them home and fucks with them for the rest of the movie.

No thanks, @avclub-34a0cc9e710ab7fc376d918356d4a6e5:disqus, I prefer diet coke.