No thanks, @avclub-34a0cc9e710ab7fc376d918356d4a6e5:disqus, I prefer diet coke.

Heads!  No, wait…tails!

Heads!  No, wait…tails!

If we get a Newswire with a bunny thinking of a big red NO! the universe will implode.

If we get a Newswire with a bunny thinking of a big red NO! the universe will implode.

Something about Easter chocolate?

Something about Easter chocolate?

Could be worse.  It could be Skip Bayless.

Could be worse.  It could be Skip Bayless.

What the fuck do you want?

What the fuck do you want?

They never catch him because he always gets it on the first try.

They never catch him because he always gets it on the first try.

Yep.  Instead, Hannibal has to deal with shit like this:

Yep.  Instead, Hannibal has to deal with shit like this:

I can neither confirm nor deny that my pen name is Richard Farley.

I can neither confirm nor deny that my pen name is Richard Farley.

And Tracy Morgan!  It's like a Wire/30 Rock crossover episode!

And Tracy Morgan!  It's like a Wire/30 Rock crossover episode!

Didn't want it to read "Fist-Blocker?"  I understand.