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Malcolm Tucker
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Didn't want it to read "Fist-Blocker?"  I understand.

The look on that wolf's face…I know that look.  That's the "Which one of you fuckers should I eat first" look.

The look on that wolf's face…I know that look.  That's the "Which one of you fuckers should I eat first" look.

Even the review doesn't seem that harsh about it.  "Well, it seems a bit too promotional, and it doesn't have a lot of drama or character.  I fucking hated it, D+."

Even the review doesn't seem that harsh about it.  "Well, it seems a bit too promotional, and it doesn't have a lot of drama or character.  I fucking hated it, D+."

Babe, wait.  Babe wait.  Babe, wait!  Babe!  BABE WAIT!  BABE!  BABE! BABE!  BABE WAIT BABE NO!  BABE NO!  BABE NO BABE NO!  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE!  BABE!  BABE!  BABE!  NO BABE WAAAAAAAI-

Babe, wait.  Babe wait.  Babe, wait!  Babe!  BABE WAIT!  BABE!  BABE! BABE!  BABE WAIT BABE NO!  BABE NO!  BABE NO BABE NO!  BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE!  BABE!  BABE!  BABE!  NO BABE WAAAAAAAI-

Actually, don't, otherwise he'll shoot you in a duel.

Actually, don't, otherwise he'll shoot you in a duel.

@avclub-69f4d2f17fa59c05b8077f548b0c5520:disqus If he was, you would have probably eaten him by now.*

@avclub-69f4d2f17fa59c05b8077f548b0c5520:disqus If he was, you would have probably eaten him by now.*

What about Texas A&M?  Was that Obama too?

What about Texas A&M?  Was that Obama too?

They also automatically assume that random shit, no matter what it is, is automatically hilarious to the "alt crowd."  What if we decided that, when we have the main character put the gum in his mouth, it would make the sound of a bowling ball hitting pins?  Wouldn't that be funny?

They also automatically assume that random shit, no matter what it is, is automatically hilarious to the "alt crowd."  What if we decided that, when we have the main character put the gum in his mouth, it would make the sound of a bowling ball hitting pins?  Wouldn't that be funny?

Gallagher?  Gallagher Too?

Gallagher?  Gallagher Too?

And it is fairly easy to do so.  You see, Laurel Canyon has a high concentration of lodestone, a magnetic mineral that naturally attracts both iron and beautiful dulcet tones.

And it is fairly easy to do so.  You see, Laurel Canyon has a high concentration of lodestone, a magnetic mineral that naturally attracts both iron and beautiful dulcet tones.

"That's a coincidence," I don't think.