All I wanted was Diet Slice and some pita chips.

Holy shit, that actually kinda made sense.

Holy shit, that actually kinda made sense.

Absolutely agree on In Bruges.  It seemed to have the same issue with the trailer for Fight Club, in that while it tried to promote the parts of the movie that audiences wanted to see, it failed to display the brilliance of the film itself.

Absolutely agree on In Bruges.  It seemed to have the same issue with the trailer for Fight Club, in that while it tried to promote the parts of the movie that audiences wanted to see, it failed to display the brilliance of the film itself.

Honestly, the best sports seasons are when you go in expecting absolutely nothing, and just want to have fun with your mediocre, scrappy little team.  Like the 2011 Broncos season, which was easily the most fun I've ever had as a fan.  Not because the team was good (I mean, the defense was solid, but for fuck's sake,…

Honestly, the best sports seasons are when you go in expecting absolutely nothing, and just want to have fun with your mediocre, scrappy little team.  Like the 2011 Broncos season, which was easily the most fun I've ever had as a fan.  Not because the team was good (I mean, the defense was solid, but for fuck's sake,…

Absolutely.  Went into it knowing only that my stoner friends would not shut the fuck up about it, and found a surprisingly nice mix of great jokes and intelligent commentary on racial stereotypes.

Absolutely.  Went into it knowing only that my stoner friends would not shut the fuck up about it, and found a surprisingly nice mix of great jokes and intelligent commentary on racial stereotypes.

I'm certain that, if anyone other than Reynolds played Van Wilder, I would have stabbed myself in the eyes before the end of that film.  For such a (on paper) detestable character, Reynolds gave a good performance.

I'm certain that, if anyone other than Reynolds played Van Wilder, I would have stabbed myself in the eyes before the end of that film.  For such a (on paper) detestable character, Reynolds gave a good performance.

When in doubt, that's probably the best way to go to end your movie.

When in doubt, that's probably the best way to go to end your movie.

I once tried to sell a mini-fridge on Craigslist once.  Turns out that, unbeknownst to me, "mini-fridge" is also a term for an incredibly strange sex act that involves a dwarf in a William Perry jersey.

I once tried to sell a mini-fridge on Craigslist once.  Turns out that, unbeknownst to me, "mini-fridge" is also a term for an incredibly strange sex act that involves a dwarf in a William Perry jersey.

I thought she was going to back into those windows for a second.

I thought she was going to back into those windows for a second.

Very true, and I'll adjust my TV screen in a few minutes, but first I need to win a staring contest with that George Clooney header.

Very true, and I'll adjust my TV screen in a few minutes, but first I need to win a staring contest with that George Clooney header.

Yeah, I would assume that, especially after the end credits to The Other Guys, this film wouldn't try to go subtle.