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Malcolm Tucker
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Yeah, I would assume that, especially after the end credits to The Other Guys, this film wouldn't try to go subtle.

"We’re somehow OK with it when it involves young girls robbed of their childhood for gymnastics instead of pageants."

"We’re somehow OK with it when it involves young girls robbed of their childhood for gymnastics instead of pageants."

You know, I would totally explain it to you, but I desperately want to see TLC's headquarters up in flames, so I'll wait.

You know, I would totally explain it to you, but I desperately want to see TLC's headquarters up in flames, so I'll wait.

Well, if the Dolphins signed Visanthe Shiancoe, we could've gotten some out of it.

Well, if the Dolphins signed Visanthe Shiancoe, we could've gotten some out of it.

No, I think his head is just really bad CGI.

No, I think his head is just really bad CGI.

Because of Revolution being the new guys, they got the first pick with Giancarlo Esposito.  Then Community traded up for Lucas, and Parks and Rec drafted Anthony Davis, for some reason.

Because of Revolution being the new guys, they got the first pick with Giancarlo Esposito.  Then Community traded up for Lucas, and Parks and Rec drafted Anthony Davis, for some reason.

Holy shit, thank you.

Holy shit, thank you.

Dude, you spare one, and it happens to be Hines Ward?

Dude, you spare one, and it happens to be Hines Ward?

Wait, where do we fuck it?  In Old Faithful?

Wait, where do we fuck it?  In Old Faithful?

"we strive to provide our audience with a diverse slate of innovative
programming that provokes and entertains in unexpected ways,"

"we strive to provide our audience with a diverse slate of innovative
programming that provokes and entertains in unexpected ways,"

I never thought I would want to watch a show on TLC called "Randy to the Rescue," but goddamn, AV Club, you know how to pique one's interest.