That's why I go to the University of Minnesota.  No fucking way any of our football team or other athletes are going to the pros.

That's why I go to the University of Minnesota.  No fucking way any of our football team or other athletes are going to the pros.

Wasn't every episode of The Event basically the equivalent of someone screaming "Holy shit something's gonna happen!" for hourlong periods?

Wasn't every episode of The Event basically the equivalent of someone screaming "Holy shit something's gonna happen!" for hourlong periods?

I enjoyed the film, but I will say that that horse was fucking cursed.  Everybody vaguely associated with that demon animal either died or had some other terrible shit happen.  Granted, it was World War I, so everybody dying isn't really a surprise, but even that nice little French girl got fucked over by that horse.

I enjoyed the film, but I will say that that horse was fucking cursed.  Everybody vaguely associated with that demon animal either died or had some other terrible shit happen.  Granted, it was World War I, so everybody dying isn't really a surprise, but even that nice little French girl got fucked over by that horse.

It wasn't as much of a rage quit as it was an incredibly disappointed-quit, but I have never seen the ending to Ricky Gervais' The Invention of Lying.  I was looking forward to it on my Netflix queue for months, put it in, waited for the all-star cast to start bringing the funny, and…nothing.

It wasn't as much of a rage quit as it was an incredibly disappointed-quit, but I have never seen the ending to Ricky Gervais' The Invention of Lying.  I was looking forward to it on my Netflix queue for months, put it in, waited for the all-star cast to start bringing the funny, and…nothing.

Silly Zack.  Everyone knows Portland is in Oregon.

Silly Zack.  Everyone knows Portland is in Oregon.

That laugh still haunts me.

That laugh still haunts me.

I'll accept that, I guess.

I'll accept that, I guess.

He's in Indianapolis, with all the colts that haven't been killed.

He's in Indianapolis, with all the colts that haven't been killed.

What the fuck did you just say, you fucking flaccid cunt.

What the fuck did you just say, you fucking flaccid cunt.

Do it.  Watch them all.  Watch them all right fucking now.  Don't sleep, don't eat, just fucking watch.

Do it.  Watch them all.  Watch them all right fucking now.  Don't sleep, don't eat, just fucking watch.