Don't you ever fucking call me English.

Don't you ever fucking call me English.

That track listing sounds like a ADD-afflicted mother frantically talking to her 6 year old son, who just fell in some nuclear waste.

That track listing sounds like a ADD-afflicted mother frantically talking to her 6 year old son, who just fell in some nuclear waste.

Unfortunately, those may be the cause of some back issues in Kiana's future.

Unfortunately, those may be the cause of some back issues in Kiana's future.

So, is this going to knock Ray Fosse's reality show out of its time slot?

So, is this going to knock Ray Fosse's reality show out of its time slot?

Oh come on, it isn't that bad.  I mean, taking classic books and adding monsters with them has worked out well so far, not getting old or cliched at all.

Oh come on, it isn't that bad.  I mean, taking classic books and adding monsters with them has worked out well so far, not getting old or cliched at all.

Pride and Prejuicedice
North and Hung Abbey
Sherlock Holmes: A Study in Her Scarlet
20,000 Penises Under the Sea

Pride and Prejuicedice
North and Hung Abbey
Sherlock Holmes: A Study in Her Scarlet
20,000 Penises Under the Sea

As much as I dislike Fox News comment sections, I would assume that the words utilized by XBox users would fit more of a comment section of a Youtube video that, in some way, shape, or form, involves a black or gay person.

As much as I dislike Fox News comment sections, I would assume that the words utilized by XBox users would fit more of a comment section of a Youtube video that, in some way, shape, or form, involves a black or gay person.

Funny story: my roommate from freshman year used to be completely immersed in the Call of Duty game, which includes going onto XBox Live and saying the strangest, most fucked up profanities that even I couldn't make up.  In fact, at one point for about 15 minutes, I transcribed everything that he said while playing. …

Funny story: my roommate from freshman year used to be completely immersed in the Call of Duty game, which includes going onto XBox Live and saying the strangest, most fucked up profanities that even I couldn't make up.  In fact, at one point for about 15 minutes, I transcribed everything that he said while playing. …

Wait, does the latter imply that there is a robot who believes that its type of fighting robots are superior to other models, especially those made in the Balkan states?

Wait, does the latter imply that there is a robot who believes that its type of fighting robots are superior to other models, especially those made in the Balkan states?

Seriously?  You registered just to ask this question?  Fucking seriously?

This is a really enjoyable feature, and almost makes up for the godawful commercial featuring a mentally deranged Stride-chewing hipster that autoplays every fucking time I want to watch this.