This is a really enjoyable feature, and almost makes up for the godawful commercial featuring a mentally deranged Stride-chewing hipster that autoplays every fucking time I want to watch this.

Nah, she's just from Minnesota.  We're all like that.

Nah, she's just from Minnesota.  We're all like that.

Likewise, killing 40 to 70 million of one's own fucking people through one's own fucking stupid, self-serving policies…also not that great of a help in the short or long run.  And besides, if we're going to credit a Chinese leader for the rise of China's economy and standard of living, the first person who deserves…

Likewise, killing 40 to 70 million of one's own fucking people through one's own fucking stupid, self-serving policies…also not that great of a help in the short or long run.  And besides, if we're going to credit a Chinese leader for the rise of China's economy and standard of living, the first person who deserves…

Tasha will show up at @avclub-985d212e6afdce1ea7dc206c8d1963a1:disqus's house in 5 hours wearing a Bane mask and clutching a hammer.

Tasha will show up at @avclub-985d212e6afdce1ea7dc206c8d1963a1:disqus's house in 5 hours wearing a Bane mask and clutching a hammer.

I don't know if you made this or not, but either way, I fucking love you.

I don't know if you made this or not, but either way, I fucking love you.

@avclub-ea098057cb0d1379deaf8c1cf4a1fe3b:disqus Counterpoint: everything else Mao had ever done.

@avclub-ea098057cb0d1379deaf8c1cf4a1fe3b:disqus Counterpoint: everything else Mao had ever done.

You kidding me?  The Soup is the only way I could watch E! without stabbing a flathead screwdriver into my corneas.

You kidding me?  The Soup is the only way I could watch E! without stabbing a flathead screwdriver into my corneas.

Small Town Securibad?

Small Town Securibad?

Uh oh.  Sounds like he's going the Dennis Hopper/Leslie Nielsen route.

Uh oh.  Sounds like he's going the Dennis Hopper/Leslie Nielsen route.

It is all Lopez tonight!

It is all Lopez tonight!

Noooooooo!  God damn it, Jewish Brad Pitt, my dream was to be the first commenter on an article regarding Ken Jeong's role in the third Hangover movie, and you FUCKING RUINED IT!