I've taken shats that were better compiled.

His face looks like a foot. I wouldn't be surprised if he jerks off while staring into a mirror.

It's funny because usually he has hair and in this show he doesn't.

James Spader IS Nathan Rabin.

I'm gonna miss the old bastard. He was a big influence.

I new I shouldn't have let Achmed borrow my Flight Simulator.

Crow's feet are creeping in.

My favorite Tom Clancy based videogame is Rainbow Six: Alpha Bravo Squadron: Stealth Ops: Splinter Cell: Omega Corp: Black Ops: Shadow Warriors: Operation Red Omega: Ops.

One time I forced my girlfriend at gunpoint to give me a blowjob.

No, no, and no.

I'm just glad it's still bei.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

Being sociable is for women and infants.

If I had posted this, it would have gotten flagged and removed

Take off the hoodie you middle aged douche.

It's funny because Clint Eastwood has funny glasses on.

Hey guys, guys, guys.

Gay people shall not be admitted into the Kingdom Of Heaven.

Black girls are really fun to have sex with. The way their booties just clap…

I can just smell the old coming off you.