I bet you're fat.

As a matter of fact, I have:

Put a cork in it, Lindelof.

When I was a kid, I lied and told my best friend Zeke that there was a portal in my wardrobe
like the one in the book; I told him I met Aslan and he let me ride him. Zeke was super jealous, so he climbed in my wardrobe. I told him to go towards the back, then I locked him in and deleted all his save files for Final…

Does anyone really care about young boys getting raped? I mean, really?

I beat you guys to the punch. My obit's been up for hours.