Yeah, I'm right there with you. 6th grade? Jesus.

Oh, cool. They finally remade Cop and a Half with an Asian guy and Sylvester Stallone.

Oh, cool. They finally remade Cop and a Half with an Asian guy and Sylvester Stallone.

Sophie!

Sophie!

Oh, you turkey. Fine, I'll do it!

Oh, you turkey. Fine, I'll do it!

The dishes are done, man.

Is that an ironic Your? I am so confused.

Warning: It doesn't get much better. I watched the entire first season of Community while stranded on my couch in unbearable back pain. I liked it well enough, but looking back, I think that may have just been the vicodin.

Netflix is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, Netflix is part of the physical structure
of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on Netflix emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, Netflix is reality, and reality is less than Netflix.

Gulager is good, just not Aja good. Dude is essentially a glorified game show winner. Aja has churned out some of the finest horror (camp or actual) of the past decade. Mirrors was weak, but the HHE remake was better than Craven's original, and High Tension is just plain awesome.

I am so genuinely excited for this. Piranha 3D was one of the best movie going experiences of my adult life. Shame that Aja isn't back for this one though - he brings a weird credibility to campy horror.

OK. Fine. I'll do it. I'll play Peter Venkman's estranged son.

(Granted, I’m a sucker for sketches where Fred Armisen impersonates Barack Obama impersonating how Bill Cosby makes a hoagie.) Weird. I just thought that was a Geico commercial.

Is it true that NFL fans drink light beer?

I concur. Parks and Rec is about as satisfying as a store brand diet caffeine free cola. And putting it in a different can doesn't make it taste any better.

Wait, so Ryan Adams won't be there?

Totally agree re: Lennon being at least, if not more, recognizable than MIB. Even the guy's voice stands out (see: Hitchhiker's Guide).

Email the address in my profile and I'll set you up. Same goes for your friend, nevin.