Curious about Mark Borchardt's level of involvement here…

"Oh, this? It's an Avengers Sevenfold-out couch. Only available at Hot Topic."

Four seasons in and they're just now playing with character back stories? Who watches this shit? Steve Urkel had more depth than any of the one-dimensional characters on this hackneyed pile of trash.

The Bob Marley product placement in I Am Legend is fucking nauseating. I don't even remember Shrek being in there…

Terrible Job, Internet!

Easy on the spoilers, Inventory. Jesus.

Diversity is cool and everything, but what they REALLY need is a good, old-fashioned laugh track.

Right, because everyone with a big wiener has big feet. Just like all fat people are strong.

This looks more Under Siege than Die Hard…

I gave you my heart
I gave you my soul
Now I'm just another number at the Center for Disease Control

I gave you my heart
I gave you my soul
Now I'm just another number at the Center for Disease Control

Night Sweats was way better.

Night Sweats was way better.

Does anyone else really want to play Bioshock right now?

Does anyone else really want to play Bioshock right now?

Psssh. He didn't even say "tender" once. 

Psssh. He didn't even say "tender" once. 

Yes, but does the bread not come in a container? The butter?

Yes, but does the bread not come in a container? The butter?

That bit always drove me crazy. What the hell is a container of milk? Who says that?