Demonoid = safe. Let me know if you want an invite, fellow Clubbers.

Just place your cat into our patented strap, pick your brush and let your pussy go!

Did I hear a "shrimps and cat" in there as well?

I saw two of the above at the dollar theater, downloaded three others and was not interested in the other five. Can you guess which ones?

We cool alright. Just let me know when you buy a Stadium Buddy so I can take you off my cool list.

This is why I fucking hate all professional sports and professional sports fans.

This made me laugh so hard. Thank you.

Fun fact: Daniel Day Lewis is actually just the Red Baron pizza guy.

Check it, yo: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I'm drunk and this is weird.

The Big Hit should be on this list. So good.

I don't know, that sounds kind of tasty - minus the cocktail monkey of course.

Man, I'm going to drink this so hard:

Does that price include the sperm removal service?

Jingle Cats is best.

Let's hope it's Lady Sheppard. Male Sheppard's voice is so awful.

Can we start a rumor that Gabourey Sidibeis in negotiations for the role?

Does that mean I got the job?

Does that mean you thought they were cool five years ago?

How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie? How's Annie?