I caught this show for the first time last week. It's fucking brilliant.

I only listen to REAL, AUTHENTIC MUSIC like Mumford & Sons.

"Hasn't Shaq said a bunch of racist stuff about Asians or something?"

SEAN O'NEAL DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE

Don't be hatin'. You ain't never ride with your homies on the mean streets of Trondheim. You ain't bout dat lyfe.

Hail Satan.

An individual that fancies a fisting.

You're a red, aren't you? You're a total red.

Yeah, the black people music scares me too.

How can you water Yeezus down any more?

Like "carnally"?

It's the fastest growing sport because practically no one watches it. Can't wait for those 0-0 thrillers! They flop so athletically.

Replace "Phil Hartman" with "the Oscars".

So does this special indicate that James Franco will host a show on CC?

Because they're jealous that we masturbate every time we see Anne Hathaway.

spriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing breeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaak

It's not possible. Alex is a daddy. He's a bear. He's a daddy bear.

But then they'd have to commentate the whole show!

Newspaper is obsolete. If you're not jacked in, you're not alive.

TRUEFAX: Tumblr's SJW contingent loves to defend this asshole.