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Grand Maester Parcell
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I thought mee-mees were the funny cat pictures on the internet.

I've gotten to the point where I just skim the first couple sentences of AVClub articles and favorite them and never read them.

No mention of Godspeed You! Black Emperor in the article? This is a travesty!

I think Napalm Death has everyone beat.

No.

This could be a major milestone in cinema because it will be the first time we get to see ghosts fart. How far the medium has come.

He's getting paid millions of dollars to make shitty movies with his friends. The misery isn't his side of the relationship.

"I know you're severely injured, but I can't offer you any assistance because I'm getting a back massage."

I dunno. I'm pretty fond of Wolf Cola. It's the right cola… for closure.

We know George can use the computer proficiently because he blogs about football all the time.

HipsterDBag will let you borrow his collection.

Wow, I had no idea she was still alive.

Check your organic privilege!

Not Your Grumpy Cat: A XXX Parody

That's gonna be great.

Not speaking to family and friends? I do that already and nobody pays me for it!

He should do his photoshoots in corpsepaint. 

I bet this show will be canceled after someone brings a MAC-10 to work.

I fucking love sponsored content!