I have a mind to ambush him with a ample dousing of acid to the chest area and then quick tear his heart out and punt it like a football. #gotchaacidchestheartpunt

Get get get get got got got got blood rush to my head lit hot lock poppin' off the fuckin' block knot
clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot…

Get get get get got got got got blood rush to my head lit hot lock poppin' off the fuckin' block knot
clockin' wrist slit watch bent thought bot…

My prolific Tony Hawk play made me terrible at SSX, as well. Frustrating. This seemed more about lining up your jump perfectly and hitting it, whereas TH was about doing tricks off everything in all directions.

Dibs on the Classy Pregnancy Teen Talk board game.

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I was at the show in MPLS. Great show. I'm not a "fan", as it were, but I appreciated it.

I liked your comment very much. +5

I thought they were Hydrox.

I was my high school art teacher's son.

Apathetic humorously sarcastic comment.

Mario is a plumber, first and foremost. When times get tough, he always has that to fall back on. Good money in plumbing.

*alternately pumping fists*

Online seems to work fine enough, apart from the blatant multiple server thing. Sucks talking to your friend on the phone and being in the same location and not being able to enter one another's games. They need to do something to fix that in the next go-around.

Seriously, do not buy the new Sloan disc. I fell for that and listened to it 3x. I gave it to a friend and asked him if I was just missing something. "Nope, this sucks."

Testing new commenting apparatus. This is only a test.

Hypothetical Firsties is the lamest.

Pick up Mike Patton's "Adult Themes for Voice".

That Fergus & Geronimo disc didn't do much for me.

I particularly enjoy the rants followed by random spam, such as the SeekCougars.com one, who claims she (he?) is a "28 years old doctor".