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Back in my day, suicide was a hilarious punchline to many a cartoon's joke. I've never committed suicide ONCE in my life, because I was aware I was watching a fucking cartoon.

It gets even more concerning when you consider that Hitler was a product of World War I, 1914-1918, and the horrors of World War I are due in large part to the generals thinking they were fighting the Crimean War (1853-1856) again. The automobile was invented in 1885.

uh huh?

God, I've missed this.

Strictly speaking, the US President is the ONLY person allowed to talk about classified stuff without getting somebody else's permission. It may still have been stupid and ill-considered, but it wasn't illegal and he really does 100% have the right to do it.

Whaddaya mean "we", Paleface?

THEY EAT AND DRINK PETROLEUM TO FUEL THEIR INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINES.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sure, why not? They've got no problems letting convicted child rapist Roman Polanski come, so what's a little Nazi sympathy between friends, right?

Y'know, Nicole, if you turn one hand ninety degrees, so you your fingers are perpendicular to one another, that's a pure palm clap that normal rich people are known to do.

I think you mean Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated's Amy Acker.

Odds on Fox pussing out and not giving Lorna her signature green hair?

Yeah, I gotta call bullshit on this twitter.

Technically, that's Maria's mom.

C-sections are terrible and vastly overused by male obstetricians who have no problem going at a woman's junk with a knife.

Hospitals are full of sick people, dude!

In absolute terms, yes.

It's not as awesome without you, man.

We miss you in Avocado City.