Her… feet would have been in the way… of the grown men, standing between 4 and 20 feet away?

None of them. The Star Wars are in a different galaxy.

You could actually make out continents and major weather patterns on your neighboring planets these things are so close.

There's no rule that says a dog can't pass the Bar.

I'm a little bothered that they swiped his name from CAS Great Old One, Vulthoom.

Although one does wonder why Droids don't have license plates or brands or something, so your R2 unit can't run away by simply getting into a crowd of R2s and refusing to come when you call it.

Phantom Menace was filming from first draft scripts written on a legal pad. It really and genuinely could have stood to have a few rewrites.

Yeah, I can buy "He's too old!" when it's a teenager, but when he's only EIGHT, it turns the Jedi into a bunch of people stealing toddlers from their parents.

Most droids speak binary. It's the protocol droids speaking Basic that are uncommon.

Because it would be funny.

Three images in this article and not ONE OF THEM actually includes Selena Gomez. Is the AV Club that skint?

What are things I can imagine Gwyneth Paltrow saying?

I imagine A-List Movie celebrities do not. Folks like Wilmer Valderrama and Jack Black? They probably have some idea.

The kid is actually the Predator in disguise. It's like a deer hunter spraying himself with deer pee.

I feel like I saw Predator 2 in the theater, but I was only 14 when it came out, so it's… unlikely… that I did?

I'm totally scared of a little kid who is also a killer. Like, seriously.

So, uh, you decided to pick a picture of a design that was BETTER than what we got to illustrate your article about bad designs we almost got?

Tricky, as the house isn't laid out in a way that would make that organic.

Charlie Brown is at least 71 years old.

Well, as the story says, he can just say, "Millions of people took my survey on how dishonest the media is! They clearly want me to muzzle these lying liars!"