Like hell I will.

I still have no idea how my AVClub account can migrate over to Kinja when some non-me asshole already has my username over there.

Get the hell out of my thread.

There's a lot of problems with that comment.

If I were Sean, I'd hate us, too.

Given that I've never actually been able to SEE Kinja comments without having a Kinja account, which is kind of worrying, I'm forced to wait and see.

Yeah, once you've accepted that we're never going back to the Wild West days, one becomes rather sanguine about which boot is on your neck.

@joeyblowey:disqus hasn't been the same since you left, man.

It depends on how painless this "Free Kinja Account Using Your AVClub Name" thing goes and if we keep our accumulated upvotes.

You're coming back to the Colonies, then?

Only 30.

The fucking creators of Steven Universe and Adventure Time.

Yeah, LGBT metaphors are Sucrose's thing, Growing Up is Pen's thing.

Why would your experience be universal?

Australians are originalists in that regard. Lord Montagu would only have had his food between slices from a loaf of bread, so that is clearly what must be used in a sandwich. I'm more of evolutionist, in that I think that given options like tortillas, buns, and other forms of bread, the Earl would have been more than…

You are an 18th century noble gambling addict. You call for your servants to bring you your meal between bread so that you might break your fast without interrupting your 458th game of Whist in a row. If you would not send your servant away for obviously being an imbecile, it is a sandwich. A well made burrito CAN BE…

1) Delicious
2) Also Delicious
3) Still delicious
4) Yes
5) Yes

You think Putin let all his old KGB buddies just twist in the wind when he became President? The KGB is the Russian Government now.

I feel like the constant bullying in school would be more likely to turn me into a serial killer, than a fish doing a Peter Lorre impression killing himself in a cartoon based on Horton Hears A Who would.

I learned many a 1940s actor's name from watching Looney Tunes with my dad.