King Arthur's knights had superpowers before TH White got ahold of them.

Well, there we go. Kate could do something like that.

Was that any good?

Get out.

Has there ever been a movie told from the perspective of the manic pixie dream girl?

I'm not terribly motivated by zombies. I'm done with zombies for a while. I was just wondering if these were, at least, unique zombies. Different zombies.

Capitalism.

Paul Ryan believes in whatever the hell will get him re-elected.

Exactly. I don't want to live in a world where tween girls don't eat their friends.

I think my car was hecho en Mexico.

and?

He's saying he wants to child molest her.

When did "witch" become a race rather than a profession?

So, other than being zombies on a train, what makes this worth seeing?

Mass transit in this country is a fucking joke.

That's a terrible monologue. It's more of a bon môt.

I haven't.

It's #MAGA now.

So, I've been a way for a bit, but when did the AV Club decide it was okay to have autoplaying videos in the sidebar of every single page?

Sastre.