I still can't believe the Pokemon Sun and Moon criminal gang are just Juggalos.

What?

You know, like the Juggalos.

We called them parties. They were more of gatherings of like minded freaks and geeks. I was a geek. It was usually the freaks doin' it.

He was a Navy brat, but got into theater his Junior year of high school, when his father was stationed in Japan.

I usually harassed the people gettin' it on at parties through the bedroom door, when I was in high school. I never had the guts to walk in and harass them any closer than that, though.

Susan Olsen was 34 in the first season of The Brady Bunch.

In my day, it was called "dropping the kids off at the pool"

You're saying young Mark Hamill and young Carrie Fisher are ugly?

There was even an opportunity! Mark came over to Harrison's apartment unannounced the morning after one of Harrison's assignations with Carrie, and it was apparently pretty obvious to everyone who wasn't Mark Hamill why Carrie was there so early.

I've mostly only cared when I was, myself, trying to fuck one of my coworkers.

I choose to believe Mark Hamill was too busy trying to have sex with Harrison Ford and/or Carrie Fisher to notice Harrison Ford was having sex with Carrie Fisher.

Slenderman was the product of a forced, self-conscious effort to reverse-engineer a meme.

There's a post quota for editorial staff, you know.

I *want* to see Blade Runner so much. It's a friend's favorite movie, and everyone's always singing its praises. I try and I try, and… get up, wander off, forget I was even watching it until hours later.

Prometheus was two hours and four minutes of me stopping myself by sheer dint of Midwestern politeness from yelling at the screen every two minutes or so about a character being criminally stupid, something not working that way, or a character being facilitated in their stupidity by something not working that way. I…

Yeah, golf courses and subpar overpriced housing developments are crowding them out of their habitat.

If I had my own place, I wouldn't mind having a pet burrowing owl.

Corellians are just as human as Coruscanti!

You know, I loved Rice Boy. Why haven't I read the rest of Evan's fantasy stuff?