BATS AREN'T BUGS!

See, this is what I'm talking about.

It's Archer's coma dream.

I stopped watching Bones because they did ONE fucking episode where they had the same characters in slightly re-imagined roles, in the past. Don't think I won't cut you right out of my life for this shit, Archer.

Sinbad's a real American! Why isn't he running for President?

Mister Trump would like to go on the record as having never said any of those things in that video of him saying those things, and anyone saying he said those things that video shows him saying is just jealous of how much he loves Mexicans. Sad!

Bats aren't rodents.

I would think that, if they wanted you involved in their genital activities, they would be bisexuals, not lesbians.

Which one?

Mary Marvel is that rare extended family character who is better than the core character.

Pre-Crisis Kathy had her niece, Betty. Betty was the original Bat-Girl.

Sorry, Mr. VelJohnson, but her mom's name is Elizabeth.

Grant Morrison kind of Morrisoned it up in 2011. It's… hard to follow.

It involved Ghostbusters.

Superman, and Aquaman during the Jurgens run.

There's bad blood between her and almost the entirety of the commentariat.

Well, I mean, Lovecraft stole from them first.

Hm.

So you just want them to rerun Sanford and Son.

And pretty much the whole structural framework of von Daniken's theory was lifted from Lovecraft.