The writing in the later seasons has declined at a rate directly inverse to the quality of the CGI.

I take my time travel very seriously, and to have a sub-Doctor Who grasp of the difficulties and pitfalls of time travel, while not even bothering to travel outside of the lifetimes of some of their viewers? I don't know why MORE people aren't infuriated by this travesty.

Excuse me while I yell at this cloud:

Can you even imagine what living in a timeline where Hitler wasn't assassinated at the Berlin Olympics would be like?

"Literally nowhere in history," Rufus?

Spoken from a deep well of ignorance.

Don't make eye contact. Just keep walking.

What does Spider-Man need with the bus?

Yeah, I don't get that either.

Stop… a fire? I don't understand. Why would anyone DO that?

As someone who saw all four movies as a child, in church, I can assure you they do a wonderful job scaring the sensitive ones and turning the less sensitive children into atheists.

Every time the religion is actually practiced in a form resembling that preached by its god, it is brutally destroyed by the secular powers of the area. As disappointing as it is, it's not surprising to see why it regularly goes off-script.

That's definitely what ginger friend wrote, but given that early marketing articles talked about his dog Dog, I think the name is an acronym - D.O.G.

Manna, bitches.

We weren't talking about Superman, though! or Apollo, who, as you say, has received no additional characterization in eighteen years.

There are a lot of directions one could have taken with an adaptation of Candle Cove. Based solely on this trailer, this is the least challenging one.

STARCO IS A PIPE DREAM

Actually, Krypton is a pretty interesting place.

Hoosiers.

Surprisingly, there is a movie about Superman's Earth grandmother. It's called The Wizard of Oz.