All the queens he knows are hella badass.

So? I'm still not Peter Petrelli.

I fell asleep at 'meticulously detailed descriptions of a Neapolitan neighborhood', and just now woke up.

I'm an adult who reads science fiction, fantasy, cosmic horror, and role-playing games. Also, non-fiction.

D.O.G.? He's just a good dog!

I, uh, didn't get The Undergrounders. I got an egg drop episode with Sarah Chalke as the creepy, wood-loving physics teacher.

I'm trying to politely say that I think Jack Nicholson sucks.

I've never been especially impressed by Nicholson's so-called "versatility".

I live to serve.

You know, being stoned off one's ass is likely to result in output that is demonstrably less creative and/or coherent enough for use than not being stoned. Jamie Hewlett is just a creative and imaginative fellow.

Are they literary novels? Is the most action-packed part running for an airplane? Is the most dramatic thing an extramarital affair?

You only get to push so far with The Mouse.

They can be pretty funny.

You're German?!

Everything needs serial killer side plots. I'm with you on the rape jokes, though.

I still wouldn't have watched it.

You forgot the spoiler tags.

What did Spade ordered?

I don't understand people who willingly watch irritating things.

Scooter died in 2010, of heart failure.