I just don't care for literary fiction.

How the hell long has Mein Kampf been sold as fiction?! No wonder we're seeing a resurgence of antisemitism and racism.

I'd still like to know why Trump's tax forms aren't bigger news.

Thomas?

psst, Clemens.

I thought Chuck Tingle was Matt Damon.

They all say they're the best. It's part of the franchise template.

I wonder how angry George Eliot makes him.

Denver has approximately 17,000 pho places. I've never been to one that's given me a spoon.

Nope!

uh, Ben Schulz.

I don't know who any of these people are.

I've definitely seen that interpretation.

Pho places are the worst Asian places for not giving you western-style cutlery. How the hell am I supposed to eat soup with chopsticks, dammit?

Moby Dick is whaling fanfiction.

I've only ever blocked an in-law who posted a picture of an aborted fetus in service of an anti-abortion post, a nephew who posted a transphobic meme when Caitlin Jenner announced herself, and pretty much everyone my mother reposts.

It is now!

I know I'm typically an outlier on mainstream media, but I'm so far out of the target audience for this one that I'm not entirely sure I could see the target audience with a telescope.

More or less sketchy than Craigslist?

I can't help you there. I don't much like to be touched.