"Everyone knows Jesus was white!"

If any celebrities are reading this, I'm only looking for someone beautiful and famous to cuddle with while watching cartoons.

The whole fucking premise of the show is that Eleanor was a bad person who got in. Now we have a second bad person. A not insignificant percent of the community here believes NOBODY in Michael's Good Place belongs there.

Ugh. I wasn't feeling up to being reminded that nobody uses CRPG anymore to distinguish video game grindcrawls from real role-playing games.

When has that ever stopped the film industry from completely misinterpreting their source material and then acting baffled when their sequel/adaptation/reboot isn't successful?

Based on the subtext and themes of the series, it depends entirely on if you or the guy you stabbed are rich white guys.

He's the best non-"murder set piece" part of the series, definitely.

Those are, if I recall correctly, Russian murder tourists, who come to America to murder the fuck out of any Americans they find on Purge Night, and spend hard Russian currency buying supplies beforehand.

The language used and rules set up around the Annual Purge all emphasize that the New Founding Fathers want the hoi polloi to primarily commit murder, looting, and arson, and not, like, passing counterfeit twenties and stealing cable.

Yeah, I'm cautiously optimistic.

The Purge doesn't start until dark. So getting up early and stealing just means you'll be in prison when the actual Purge starts.

Because it's still a crime to use counterfeit money after the Purge is over, and insurance hasn't ever had a 12 hour turnaround.

At this point, I feel like even if I were still reading as many DC comics as I did 16 years ago, I *still* wouldn't know what the hell was going on.

I never know how to respond to these sorts of post.

It's hard to get Saturday morning cartoons on the freaking cartoon channels.

Lacey Chabert will always be Party of Five's Lacey Chabert to me. Maybe, if pressed, Young Justice's Lacey Chabert.

That means you're Japanese.

Um, representative samples, I guess:

Part of my idiolect is that whenever I mean to say, "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it", I always, always malaprop to "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it" unless I make special effort. I had to actually correct myself typing this post.

It's spelled masturbating.