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Next Tuesday, A.D.?

David Bowie died after Duncan Jones made Warcraft.

Yeah, sure, fine, whatever. This will definitely be better than getting new releases of popular movies.

Oh no. What if they appropriate Pacha memes next?!

The white-nationalists adopted their silly little frog meme, not the other way around.

I'd vote for the muppet over Jill Stein any day of the week and twice on Sundays.

All internet pedos are alt-right.

Hi! Welcome to the Berenstain brane. It's not THE Darkest Timeline, but you can see it from here.

Oh, also, the character's name is StarFan13, and I *think* she's voiced by Daron Nefcy herself.

I'm still holding onto Janco and/or Starna because, yeah, maybe Janna DOES have a crush on Keats, but what she feels for Marco and/or Star is way more serious.

I believe you mean MARE-ami.

Marceline has to bow to Olivia Olson's schedule; I don't think AT has ever been her priority. Not to say she doesn't care or is only doing it for a paycheck, but she's primarily a musician and singer, and regular voice acting gigs can get in the way of that.

Star has a crush on Marco. I think we know what happens to all crushes held at age 14.

Everyone is bitter about the failure of Sym-Bionic Titan. Which was simply a failure to sell nearly non-existent boy-marketed action figures.

SU has blown through their episode orders with all the bombs and the recent Summer of Steven.

Everyone involved likes money too much for that to happen.

Anything to kill this Starco nonsense.

Bubbeline exploded out of nowhere in the third season without any fandom input.

I think they needed all that for the End Game.