I hate what the American localization assholes did to the Stand names - especially since they're all still VERY CLEARLY pronouncing the original names in English.

This is what I'm saying, man. By the time you get to the polaroid dad flying a crow steed, it's all perfectly normal.

Joseph's American, not British.

That's really how French people are.

And it's the LEAST gay of the first four arcs.

It's amazing.

Look man, Phantom Blood set my meter pretty high when a vampire Jack the Ripper tore his way out of a horse that had JUST BEEN RUNNING AROUND.

Jotaro is biracial, yes, but so is Josuke. Jotaro's grandfather cheated with Josuke's mom.

Diamond is Unbreakable isn't that weird, man.

Takashi Miike also directed the Phoenix Wright live action movie. I'm thrilled, albeit a little baffled they're going straight to Diamond is Unbreakable and not Stardust Crusaders or Battle Tendency. I guess Diamond *is* a *lot* less homoerotic than Battle Tendency, and a little less fever dream-y than Crusaders, but…

I hope they do it in chronological order, so we can see modern TV adaptations of The Pleasure Garden and The Mountain Eagle. There's zero need to adapt shit like North by Northwest or Vertigo; we already HAVE those.

1977 produced both Star Wars and Death Bed, the Bed That Eats.

I thought Jeb! was his given name.

I can, because I'm not a penniless hippie.

So basically Malcolm in the Middle and Everybody Hates Chris.

But how is that not stealing?

The ones who are working for the scammers.

Back when I was in college, their algorithm actually took some time to look at what you were buying in a broader sense, and rather than simply recommending shit that was already on your wish list or that was in the shopping cart of someone else who bought the book, they'd try to recommend things that you might…

You're thinking of the AV Club After Dark. The AV Club proper still publishes paid content.

How much do these authors make per book?