To be fair, airing a gas station security camera feed for an hour has a decent chance of winning a Friday prime time slot.

But how much of Tidal?

Oh, jeez, I forgot Drake was the only thing between Rihanna and getting murdered in a domestic dispute with Chris Brown.

Ew! No! Have you seen Meek Mills?

Drake turns 30 on October 24.

Hot Take: I'm sad Nicki Minaj is dating Meek Mills instead of Drake.

I've never seen this movie.

Is my Ke$ha: The Day Drinker script too subtle? Will people know what I'm homaging?

Lemonade is a terrible beverage. Arnold Palmer was a good golfer.

For a man to be considered over-ambitious, he has to conquer most of western and central Asia.

I'd like to speak to your supervisor.

It maintains a high level of quality throughout.

The second Stig could very well be Susie Wolff. Very good, EMG.

One cappa, two accounts. Title of my sex tape.

uhm. I don't particularly want to get into a fight over Friends in a Top Gear article, but while the show was incredibly white, it wasn't milquetoast nor all that unoriginal.

We actually know who the first Stig was. There was a huge court battle over whether he had the right to admit to it in his autobiography.

The celebrities driving is one small segment, don't focus on the celebrities. The rest of it is about a normal-sized professional driver who never speaks and wears a jumpsuit and completely head-concealing helmet driving a car.

Strictly speaking, most of Top Gear is devoted to an anonymous professional driver in a full body costume driving cars.

As Dave_I points out, the distinction is "can, but doesn't"

You gotta really hit that he for people to get that it's a Joey joke.