You know who else races cars? Frankie Muniz!

This is why I stopped giving a good goddamn about what people thought of my TV viewing habits over a decade ago.

This article is all about how he's staying on the show?

Come the fuck on, AV Club. How goddamned hard is it to keep me logged in?

He can beat up all of the show's producers.

You know who I think would be genuinely good as a Top Gear cohost? Jay Leno.

Two Hundred and Eighty-One Books

Bullshit would this be the first Minecraft novel. Amazon returns 281 results under "Fiction and Literature":

Re: Dr. Wu; would anyone even notice if they patched Peter Lorre's DNA with frog DNA?

He's spent the last 20 years debunking the Jurassic™ brand dinosaurs. They don't even have feathers!

I'd vote for Inanimate Carbon Rod in a New York minute.

I went with the role I gave a damn about.

Alan Grant got sucked into Sully's engines, causing the forced landing in the Hudson!

They have butt catheters.

Didn't she have a bucket?

I thought the monsters were the geese.

I didn't forget Storks! I went to see Storks on Sunday, and was pleasantly surprised that the trailers managed not to spoil a very funny running gag, and that Izzy from Total Drama Island was Orphan Tulip.

Never change, Mr. Gyllenhaal.

Doctor Demento isn't dead yet.

Is anyone else excited for Weird Al's new cartoon show from the Phineas and Ferb team?