Lion's mane spoiler?

Zuke's a damned Lapidot shipper. She just doesn't understand that Amedot is destiny.

Yes, probably.

The promos tell you about as much about an SU episode as a movie trailer tells you about a movie.

Starco is garbage and the showrunners know it. I don't think we've met Star's endgame, and I don't know if we ever will, but Janna is Marco's endgame, I'm tellin' ya.

No, I don't even get the comparison to Ren & Stimpy, myself.

Lapis Lazuli is the Gem that's apathetic to this conflict.

I won't know for sure until after tomorrow's episode and whenever they air the OTHER Deepest Lore episode that's coming up, but I'm pretty sure, based on THEORIES, the only way any non-Crystal Gems could be walking among humanity would be if they came to Earth a good time AFTER the War.

Oh, they have. They have.

Yeah, the /sug/ discussions over at /co/ are the only non-AVClub SU discussions I can stomach, but those idiots over there have NO conception of spoilers. They assume everyone's immediately illegally downloaded and watched episodes a full day or two before the official airdate.

Tumblr went NUTS over them. The Starco blogs were INSANE.
Then that episode came, and oh my GOD the sweet, delicious tears. I think parts of the Internet were set on fire.

I clapped and giggled at the bait-and-switch with "smooch buddies" in the promos. Starco is purely platonic. GOOD.

I honestly believe that the reason everyone is so chill with Gem crap is that Steven's Universe has, at the very least, low-level superpowered human individuals - like sentai teams or The Slayer - and so thousands of years after these aliens were super common, they've faded into the low-level supernatural background…

Did you perhaps notice the Gems on all the alien plushies in Too Short?

What?

You can trust us in the SU threads!

Next group of episodes is DEEPEST LORE.

I may be wrong, but this might have been Colin's first board, so I'll forgive a little clunkiness.

CENTIPEETLE TOMORROW.

If we're going with the theory that the Nuke is going to keep playing on the theme of "preparing for war", and if last night's episode was about Steven learning how to prosecute a peace in a war, then tonight's episode is about Steven learning how to heal the non-physical wounds of war. How he can certainly protect…