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cappadocius
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I don't think Sadie and the Cool Kids have anything in common.

We've "known" Lars and Sadie hooked up since Joking Victim. If it happened once, someone as nasty as Lars and as insecure as Sadie are going to combine to make it happen multiple times.

As an old school internetter, I prefer clever ship names to this portmanteau crap, and I just call Lars x Sadie "Big Donut".

There's approximately 65 million years between the extinction of the non-Avian dinosaurs and the Ice Age in which Woolly Mammoths lived.

They're giving us the best films they've got!

Cappa's notes:

Calling it now, either Steven, Lapis, or Peridot will get a job at Funland in an upcoming episode.

Does anyone know why Sinbad isn't still with the show?!

It is entirely that you're just fed up with Peridot.

I feel like he might be used to Gems *coughcoughPearlcoughcough* pushing him off tall things.

Really hateful and racist things.

Exactly!

CENTIPEETLE EPISODE UPCOMING

What the hell is a Tim Heidecker?

A shame I can't post images here.

They're mostly asexual. The Crystal Gems are all Gem Perverts, what with their romantic feelings and bodily functions.

Steven's not going to "grow up" unless Connie grows up, but if she does, he absolutely will, because he's very expressly shown concern about being "left behind".

Again, they HAVE the teenage Steven model. They actually have two - Steven's Birthday and Too Many Birthdays!

You and I are enemies now.

I wouldn't mind an episode with Greg and one of the Homeworlds, where he gets drafted to get them up to speed with Earth for some reason.