They've got the people on the ground. The franchise infrastructure, if you will.

Mac and Cheese with Cheetos on top is not the same thing as Cheetos with Mac and Cheese inside.

If Japan were at fault here, I'd be able to get a Tako Taco stateside.

I will be first in line when Tastee Ghoul opens its doors, but this is an abomination.

Phoebe Cates, unless I'm woefully mistaken, doesn't have a BBC.

T.R. Baskin, Starting Over and A Night Full of Rain. Supposedly, you can see her pubes in Soldier Blue.

I'd never even heard of Rise until I went looking to see if she'd done nudity in anything but City of Industry.

I'm not. I haven't memorized that Meryl Streep gets her own tits out in two movies (Silkwood and She-Devil), or that Ellen Page's only nude scene is in terrible video game "Beyond: Two Souls"

You know, for years I've remembered "I want to kill everyone/Satan is Good, Satan is my Pal" as being from Dragnet, but when I did a quick Google to confirm, I found out it's from The 'Burbs!

He was banging Kevin Kline during filming, too.

He just wanted us all to know that he was banging Salma Hayek during filming.

I don't remember Lucy Liu's ass appearing in Shanghai Noon.

I can think of at least two fetishes that would appeal to.

If one absolutely HAS to see Lucy Liu's tits, one should watch Flypaper or City of Industry. Or, maybe Rise: Blood Hunter, where she spends multiple scenes bareass naked.

Those little idiots are a national treasure, you monster.

I'm perfectly fine with a Salma Hayek's bare ass bootstrap paradox.

Everything is for sexual on the Internet.

You know, you can see stills and short clips of her bare ass on the Internet WITHOUT actually watching the movie.

Yes.

You can certainly watch that clip on YouTube without sitting through the other 2 hours and 39 and a half minutes.